February 2012
“Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.”
– Albert Einstein
(At Jason's Deli)
Me: I would like to have the Reuben The Great with Pastrami instead, and no sauerkraut.
Michael: No sauerkraut? I'm offended.
Me: Gurl, your people, NOT mine.
Text I did not expect to get from Mom
Mom: Do you like cuties?
You know that last scene in Miss Congeniality where Sandra Bullock’s character, a undercover beauty queen, admits that yes, she really does want world peace? Yes, deep inside, I really do want world peace.
